The Fanta Menace (anonymuschicken) wrote,
The Fanta Menace

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cold deer and cheeseburgers

Blargh, matey, I'm so miffed off right now. For behold, I just clicked on a link that said "9 silly songs that get stuck in your head" and it took me to a page on MSN Health (?!) with the following top ten (which last time I checked, isn't nine) list:

1. Other. Everyone has his or her own worst earworm.
2. Chili's "Baby Back Ribs" jingle.
3. "Who Let the Dogs Out"
4. "We Will Rock You"
5. Kit-Kat candy-bar jingle ("Gimme a Break ...")
6. "Mission Impossible" theme
7. "YMCA"
8. "Whoomp, There It Is"
9. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
10. "It's a Small World After All"

Okay, so first of all, is number one not the gayest thing you've ever seen on a top ten list, especially listed as number one? And if they were gonna do that, shouldn't they have started at ten and counted backwards? Okay, so I can understand why having "It's a Small World After All" stuck in your head would really suck, although I'm not quite sure how that would happen cause I don't think I've actually heard that song since I was two. Maybe they used to play it on commercials non stop back in the day and this list was made by old people? But then how are those people hip enough to know the song "Whoomp Their It Is"? And how would that song get stuck in your head, anyways? Do you just walk around saying "Whoomp their it is" over and over?

But of course, what I'm most upset about is.... I LIKE SOME OF THESE SONGS!! It's not much of an exaggeration to say that Queen is easily one of the greatest rock bands in the entire world* and I for one would love to have "We Will Rock You" stuck in my head. And do they mean Andrew W.K.'s version of "Give Me A Break"? cause any song by my good buddy Andrew can get stuck in my head </i>any</i> time. at any rate, this is all really just my round about way of saying that I finally got all of Sinclair's mistakes straightened out so now I am the proud enroller (enrollee?) of two whole courses, both of which I flunked miserably at some point in my sorid past.

*for clarification, it usually pisses me off when people make pretentious, generalized, unfounded statements like "easily one of the greatest rock bands in the entire world", so for those of you who don't know me, I said that statement in jest, sarcastically, using self referential humor, even though I do love Queen more then most bands. Anyways, if you ever get confused like that while reading my journal, just keep in mind my ever apical rule that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and yours is wrong.
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